Zyotism:Aesthetics

"But the worst offender? Brad Pitt. Specifically from the movie Fight Club. Look at these abs: that is beyond washboard. You could grate reggiano parmesan on that stomach. I have thrown out five copies of that DVD, but every Friday night somehow it's back in my player. Congress, if you wanna preserve marriage, you will ban that movie and make Brad put on some weight. I'm not gay, but come on, I'm human." (via The Colbert Report - ThreatDown: The Homo-Sexy Edition)